Sunday 15 March 2009

Do you remember the '60's?

I've been watching Ab Fab episodes on DVD for some 'colour and movement'. They are always good fun. June Whitfield plays the mother in the series, and the following joke I read with her voice as the mother. It's a bit rude, so if you are put off by this fact, then I suggest you don't read any further:

"Sue likes to screw, you know," Mum informed him.
"Really?" Joe replied; eyebrows rose.
"Oh yes," the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"
"Is that so?" asked Joe, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip!" Joe said as he began thinking about alternative plans for the evening.
A moment later, Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail. She greeted Joe.
"Have fun, kids!" the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
"The Twist, Mum!" she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. "The bloody dance is called the Twist!"

Until next post, have a great week.


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