Ah, as we get a little older...

" My grandmother is over 80 and doesn’t need glasses. She still drinks straight out of the bottle.”

Henry Youngman (British born American comic and violinist 1906 - 1998)

(sent to me by Graeme - thanks)

I found more too!

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock this afternoon.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

Enough, I tell you, enough!