A Monday Giggle...

I just came home from a solid day. Yes, very hot again. Open my emails and find this one from my friend Yasmin in The Hague. I just have to share it (well, she got it from her sister, and so the story goes on...)

GOD ALSO ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.
He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was
33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
was God.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1.
He talked with His hand 2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian:
1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American
Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there are 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish: 1. He
never got married. 2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it. 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because
there was work to do.
AMEN!